Zombies vs Vegetarians

Jamie, an occasional reader of this blog, recently left a post where he questions how I could ever get tired of the view from my window, arguing I have the customers from the Adult Pleasure shop to look at. Well Jamie, those people don`t really get to me, as they don`t make a lot of noise.

What does get to me, is the army of drunken students shouting out for kebab three meters below my bed every night. They`re very much like zombies. Just not as charming. Look at these two, for example, pondering whether they should shout KEBAB! or PIZZA! once they make it across the street.

A man could very easily loose all faith in mankind in this environment. At least I get to appreciate those wonderful vegetarians who don`t bother me with drunken clichés at night, as they`re somewhere else. Why can`t they all be vegetarians?